•April 28, 2009 •
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Some of you have asked if you can post your own haikus here. Of course you can! If you are mildly deficient in brains, you might be asking “well, how do I DO that?”
It’s simple. Just click the hyperlink next to the post on the top that says “LEAVE A COMMENT” or “1 COMMENT” or “43543 COMMENTS (power of positive thinking, power of positive thinking)”. You get the idea.
Now go forth and Haiku.
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•August 26, 2009 •
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TIME: TED KENNEDY DEAD AT 77
WIKI: MUCH LOVED SENATOR HAD A DARK PAST
Er ah, I’m dead now.
Remember Chappaquiddick
Make room Mary Jo!
Read Ted’s post Chappaquiddick speech here.
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•July 22, 2009 •
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•July 21, 2009 •
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•July 18, 2009 •
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NEWS ICON WALTER CRONKITE DEAD AT 92
Special edition:
Walter cronkite, signing off
That’s the way it is
Goodbye to you sir,
America’s Most Trusted,
Our Uncle Walter
READ NPR’S OBITUARY
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News, Haiku -General
Tags: dead celebrities, Haiku, Poetry
•July 2, 2009 •
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AL FRANKEN TAKES THE MINNESOTA STATE SENATE BY STORM, HOW HIS VOTE MATTERS
TO SEE WHY FRANKEN RAN, IN HIS OWN WORDS CLICKITY CLICK HERE

senator franken
i’m good enough, smart enough
and congress likes me
Meet Frannie Franken
Are you fucking kidding me?
Get a new husband.
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News, Haiku -General, humor
Tags: Al Franken, comedy, Haiku, humor, Poetry, Politics, SNL
•June 30, 2009 •
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BERNIE MADOFF DRAWS MAXIMUM SENTENCE OF 150 YEARS
Weekend at Bernie’s
Doesn’t sound fun now, right?
punishment fits crime?
it’s too late, bernie
“I’m sorry is not enough”
look out, ruth – you’re next!
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News, Haiku -General, humor
Tags: Bernie Madoff, comedy, Haiku, humor, News, Poetry
•June 29, 2009 •
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ANOTHER CELEB, BILLY MAYS, BITES THE DUST
Off he goes to the
Big City Slider Station
in the sky. Kaboom!
thick head but weak heart
oxyclean for arteries
in development
For A list of Billy Mays Infomercials click here and here.
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News
Tags: Billy Mays, comedy, dead celebrities, Haiku, humor, Poetry, Politically incorrect
•June 26, 2009 •
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MICROSOFT’S NEW SEARCH ENGINE, BING SETS SITES ON GOOGLE USERS
WE KNOW ONE THING – BING’S LINKING TO HAIKUKU!
google vs. bing
redefining online search
microsoft still blows
Bing lists Haikuku
Let’s learn to love Microsoft
My love has been bought
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News, humor
Tags: BING, comedy, GOOGLE, Haiku, humor, Poetry
•June 25, 2009 •
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IT’S DOUBLE DEAD CELEBRITY DAY!
FIRST CAME ED, THEN FARRAH FAWCETT
FARRAH DIES AT 62 AFTER SECOND BOUT WITH ANAL CANCER
miss farrah fawcett
thanks for the feathered hairdo
and the memories
Move over McMahon
Make room for sexy Farrah
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s ass cancer.
AND ON THE HEELS OF FARRAH’S DEATH, MICHAEL JACKSON IS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL- THE LA TIMES
MICHAEL JACKSON PRONOUNCED DEAD A SHORT TIME LATER.
MICHAEL JACKSON. DEAD AT AGE 50 -TMZ

Wacko Jacko Dead…
No more cookies in bed, Kids!
Sane world sighs. Relief.
Because I’m dead, uh
Another one bites the dust
Rest in peace mj
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News
Tags: comedy, dead celebrities, Farrah Fawcett, Haiku, humor, Michael Jackson, plastic, Poetry, Politically incorrect, Pop
•June 24, 2009 •
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Photo by Christa Chapman
ED McMAHON, WE CAN’T SAY WE HARDLY KNEW YE…..ED McMAHON DEAD AT AGE 86
rest in peace big ed
we will miss you forever
heeeeeeeeeeeere’s forest lawn
Good news Ed McMahon
Heaven hath no foreclosures
But its got Johnny.
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News
Tags: dead celebrities, Ed McMahon, Haiku, humor, Johnny Carson, News, Politically incorrect
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