•April 28, 2009 •
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Some of you have asked if you can post your own haikus here. Of course you can! If you are mildly deficient in brains, you might be asking “well, how do I DO that?”
It’s simple. Just click the hyperlink next to the post on the top that says “LEAVE A COMMENT” or “1 COMMENT” or “43543 COMMENTS (power of positive thinking, power of positive thinking)”. You get the idea.
Now go forth and Haiku.
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•August 26, 2009 •
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TIME: TED KENNEDY DEAD AT 77
WIKI: MUCH LOVED SENATOR HAD A DARK PAST
Er ah, I’m dead now.
Remember Chappaquiddick
Make room Mary Jo!
Read Ted’s post Chappaquiddick speech here.
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•July 22, 2009 •
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•July 21, 2009 •
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•July 18, 2009 •
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NEWS ICON WALTER CRONKITE DEAD AT 92
Special edition:
Walter cronkite, signing off
That’s the way it is
Goodbye to you sir,
America’s Most Trusted,
Our Uncle Walter
READ NPR’S OBITUARY
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News, Haiku -General
Tags: dead celebrities, Haiku, Poetry
•July 2, 2009 •
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AL FRANKEN TAKES THE MINNESOTA STATE SENATE BY STORM, HOW HIS VOTE MATTERS
TO SEE WHY FRANKEN RAN, IN HIS OWN WORDS CLICKITY CLICK HERE

senator franken
i’m good enough, smart enough
and congress likes me
Meet Frannie Franken
Are you fucking kidding me?
Get a new husband.
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News, Haiku -General, humor
Tags: Al Franken, comedy, Haiku, humor, Poetry, Politics, SNL
•June 30, 2009 •
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BERNIE MADOFF DRAWS MAXIMUM SENTENCE OF 150 YEARS
Weekend at Bernie’s
Doesn’t sound fun now, right?
punishment fits crime?
it’s too late, bernie
“I’m sorry is not enough”
look out, ruth – you’re next!
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News, Haiku -General, humor
Tags: Bernie Madoff, comedy, Haiku, humor, News, Poetry
•June 29, 2009 •
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ANOTHER CELEB, BILLY MAYS, BITES THE DUST
Off he goes to the
Big City Slider Station
in the sky. Kaboom!
thick head but weak heart
oxyclean for arteries
in development
For A list of Billy Mays Infomercials click here and here.
Posted in Haiku, Haiku - News
Tags: Billy Mays, comedy, dead celebrities, Haiku, humor, Poetry, Politically incorrect
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