INVITATION TO POST YOUR OWN HAIKUS

•April 28, 2009 • 2 Comments

Some of you have asked if you can post your own haikus here. Of course you can!  If you are mildly deficient in brains, you might be asking “well, how do I DO that?”   

It’s simple.  Just click the hyperlink next to the post on the top that says “LEAVE A COMMENT” or “1 COMMENT” or “43543 COMMENTS (power of positive thinking, power of positive thinking)”.  You get the idea.  

Now go forth and Haiku.  

Ted Kennedy Ku

•August 26, 2009 • 1 Comment

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TIME: TED KENNEDY DEAD AT 77

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WIKI: MUCH LOVED SENATOR HAD A DARK PASTted1

 

 

Er ah, I’m dead now. 
Remember Chappaquiddick
Make room Mary Jo!  

 

Read Ted’s post Chappaquiddick speech here

2010 WINTER OLYMPICS TORCH IS A JOINT KU

•July 22, 2009 • 1 Comment

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2010 WINTER OLYMPICS TORCH RESEMBLES A JOINT, CANADA PRODUCES ILLEGAL MARIJUANA

 

maple leaf/pot leaf
next logical progression
phelps to carry torch

 


TATTOO ON FACE KU

•July 21, 2009 • 2 Comments

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BBC: BELGIAN GIRL WITH TATOO NIGHTMARE ON HER FACE SAYS SHE FELL ASLEEP DURING PROCEDURE

 

 

 

TATTOO ARTIST SAYS SHE CHANGED HER MIND WHEN HER FATHER SAW HER FACEPH1_TATOE_160609_05

 

it’s buyer’s remorse
asleep during tattooing?
more like wrath of dad


Shocked? I don’t think so. 
This guy’s not painting my pic
let alone my face 

 

WALTER CRONKITE KU

•July 18, 2009 • 1 Comment

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NEWS ICON WALTER CRONKITE DEAD AT 92

 

Special edition:
Walter cronkite, signing off
That’s the way it is


Goodbye to you sir,
America’s Most Trusted,
Our Uncle Walter 

 

READ NPR’S OBITUARY

AL FRANKEN KU

•July 2, 2009 • 2 Comments

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AL FRANKEN TAKES THE MINNESOTA STATE SENATE BY STORM, HOW HIS VOTE MATTERS

TO SEE WHY FRANKEN RAN, IN HIS OWN WORDS CLICKITY CLICK HERE

 

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      senator franken 
      i’m good enough, smart enough
      and congress likes me 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2897428860_c783e66b06    Meet Frannie Franken
    Are you fucking kidding me? 
    Get a new husband.

Bernie Madoff Ku

•June 30, 2009 • 1 Comment

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BERNIE MADOFF DRAWS MAXIMUM SENTENCE OF 150 YEARS

 

Weekend at Bernie’s
Doesn’t sound fun now, right?
punishment fits crime?

 

it’s too late, bernie
“I’m sorry is not enough”
look out, ruth – you’re next! 

BILLY MAYS KU

•June 29, 2009 • 1 Comment

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ANOTHER CELEB, BILLY MAYS, BITES THE DUST

 

Off he goes to the
Big City Slider Station
in the sky. Kaboom! 

 

thick head but weak heart
oxyclean for arteries
in development

 

For A list of Billy Mays Infomercials click here and here.

BING KU

•June 26, 2009 • 1 Comment

 

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MICROSOFT’S NEW SEARCH ENGINE, BING SETS SITES ON GOOGLE USERS
WE KNOW ONE THING – BING’S LINKING TO HAIKUKU! 

 

google vs. bing  
redefining online search
microsoft still blows

 

Bing lists Haikuku
Let’s learn to love Microsoft
My love has been bought 

FARRAH FAWCETT & MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH KU

•June 25, 2009 • 3 Comments

 

IT’S DOUBLE DEAD CELEBRITY DAY! 

FIRST CAME ED, THEN FARRAH FAWCETT
FARRAH DIES AT 62 AFTER SECOND BOUT WITH ANAL CANCER

farrah-fawcettmiss farrah fawcett
thanks for the feathered hairdo
and the memories

 

 

Move over McMahon
Make room for sexy Farrah
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s  ass cancer.  
 

 

 

 

 

AND ON THE HEELS OF FARRAH’S DEATH, MICHAEL JACKSON IS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL- THE LA TIMES

MICHAEL JACKSON PRONOUNCED DEAD A SHORT TIME LATER. 

MICHAEL JACKSON. DEAD AT AGE 50 -TMZ 

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Wacko Jacko Dead…
No more cookies in bed, Kids!
Sane world sighs. Relief.

 

Because I’m dead, uh
Another one bites the dust
Rest in peace mj 

Ed McMahon KU

•June 24, 2009 • 3 Comments

 

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Photo by Christa Chapman

 

 

 

ED McMAHON, WE CAN’T SAY WE HARDLY KNEW YE…..ED McMAHON DEAD AT AGE 86

 

rest in peace big ed
we will miss you forever
heeeeeeeeeeeere’s forest lawn


Good news Ed McMahon
Heaven hath no foreclosures
But its got Johnny.