Haikuku

Ted Kennedy Ku

lawchick — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:13:38 +0000

TIME: TED KENNEDY DEAD AT 77

WIKI: MUCH LOVED SENATOR HAD A DARK PAST

Er ah, I’m dead now.
Remember Chappaquiddick
Make room Mary Jo!

Read Ted’s post Chappaquiddick speech here.

2010 WINTER OLYMPICS TORCH IS A JOINT KU

lawchick — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:08:17 +0000

2010 WINTER OLYMPICS TORCH RESEMBLES A JOINT, CANADA PRODUCES ILLEGAL MARIJUANA

maple leaf/pot leaf
next logical progression
phelps to carry torch

TATTOO ON FACE KU

lawchick — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:36:30 +0000

BBC: BELGIAN GIRL WITH TATOO NIGHTMARE ON HER FACE SAYS SHE FELL ASLEEP DURING PROCEDURE

TATTOO ARTIST SAYS SHE CHANGED HER MIND WHEN HER FATHER SAW HER FACE

it’s buyer’s remorse
asleep during tattooing?
more like wrath of dad

Shocked? I don’t think so.
This guy’s not painting my pic
let alone my face

WALTER CRONKITE KU

lawchick — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:59:47 +0000

NEWS ICON WALTER CRONKITE DEAD AT 92

Special edition:
Walter cronkite, signing off
That’s the way it is

Goodbye to you sir,
America’s Most Trusted,
Our Uncle Walter

READ NPR’S OBITUARY

AL FRANKEN KU

lawchick — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:15:59 +0000

AL FRANKEN TAKES THE MINNESOTA STATE SENATE BY STORM, HOW HIS VOTE MATTERS

TO SEE WHY FRANKEN RAN, IN HIS OWN WORDS CLICKITY CLICK HERE

   senator franken
   i’m good enough, smart enough
   and congress likes me

   Meet Frannie Franken
   Are you fucking kidding me?
   Get a new husband.

Bernie Madoff Ku

lawchick — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:42:27 +0000

BERNIE MADOFF DRAWS MAXIMUM SENTENCE OF 150 YEARS

Weekend at Bernie’s
Doesn’t sound fun now, right?
punishment fits crime?

it’s too late, bernie
“I’m sorry is not enough”
look out, ruth – you’re next!

BILLY MAYS KU

lawchick — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:37:50 +0000

ANOTHER CELEB, BILLY MAYS, BITES THE DUST

Off he goes to the
Big City Slider Station
in the sky. Kaboom!

thick head but weak heart
oxyclean for arteries
in development

For A list of Billy Mays Infomercials click here and here.

BING KU

lawchick — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 01:13:50 +0000

MICROSOFT’S NEW SEARCH ENGINE, BING SETS SITES ON GOOGLE USERS
WE KNOW ONE THING – BING’S LINKING TO HAIKUKU!

google vs. bing
redefining online search
microsoft still blows

Bing lists Haikuku
Let’s learn to love Microsoft
My love has been bought

FARRAH FAWCETT & MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH KU

lawchick — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:21:54 +0000

IT’S DOUBLE DEAD CELEBRITY DAY!

FIRST CAME ED, THEN FARRAH FAWCETT
FARRAH DIES AT 62 AFTER SECOND BOUT WITH ANAL CANCER

miss farrah fawcett
thanks for the feathered hairdo
and the memories

Move over McMahon
Make room for sexy Farrah
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s ass cancer.

AND ON THE HEELS OF FARRAH’S DEATH, MICHAEL JACKSON IS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL- THE LA TIMES

MICHAEL JACKSON PRONOUNCED DEAD A SHORT TIME LATER.

MICHAEL JACKSON. DEAD AT AGE 50 -TMZ

Wacko Jacko Dead…
No more cookies in bed, Kids!
Sane world sighs. Relief.

Because I’m dead, uh
Another one bites the dust
Rest in peace mj

Ed McMahon KU

lawchick — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:34:48 +0000

Photo by Christa Chapman

ED McMAHON, WE CAN’T SAY WE HARDLY KNEW YE…..ED McMAHON DEAD AT AGE 86

rest in peace big ed
we will miss you forever
heeeeeeeeeeeere’s forest lawn

Good news Ed McMahon
Heaven hath no foreclosures
But its got Johnny.